So here's my idea, using android's kernel on a vps.
Yes, it does makes lots of things a bit more complicated. But I enjoy the way android manages it's memory (how it doesn't shut down process like most kernels do) and looks quite good.
Simply for fun. Another thing that would be cool is adding pci-passthru support, adding a small amd gpu for anyone wanting to use opencl.
I'm not here to discuss why this is a bad idea, I know why this isn't that great, but if you're interested I'd love your feedback.
Since I do this for fun, I'd most likely price it really really low, kind of like lowendspirit does.